These Go To Eleven: Part 4 of 11

The first half of ‘No One Loves Me & Neither Do I’ is enjoyable, if a bit generic, with an obvious nod to Led Zeppelin’s bluesy swagger (no surprise, considering one-third of the band is John Paul Jones), but the second half of the song is where it really starts to heat up, and the introduction itself is one of those moments that I wish I could bottle up and hold onto forever.


The Definitive Best Of 2009

With our powers combined…

For the sole reason that I like lists and organized things (when it comes to music, of course; the rest of my life is in constant disorganization and disarray), I’ve combined my two lists – Best Of 2009 … So Far and Best Of 2009 … The Rest – for the Definitive Best Of 2009. Because I’ve already written reviews/capsules for these, and because I really have nothing new to say, I offer just a list.

10. Yeah Yeah Yeahs, It’s Blitz!

9. Wilco, Wilco (The Album)

8. The Black Crowes, Before the Frost…Until the Freeze

7. Elvis Costello, Secret, Profane & Sugarcane

6. Tegan and Sara, Sainthood

5. Pearl Jam, Backspacer

4. The Avett Brothers, I And Love And You

3. Them Crooked Vultures, Them Crooked Vultures

2. Neko Case, Middle Cyclone

1. Regina Spektor, Far


Best of 2009 … The Rest

Where the hell did last year go? It seems like the latter half of 2009 wasn’t quite as memorable, music-wise, as the first half, in terms of new releases. Sure, we got the entire Beatles catalog remastered, but that doesn’t count as a new release – or at least, I won’t count it in this list, the defining, end-all be-all of music-related “best of” lists on music-related blogs that begin with “S” and end with “ound Round”.

Still, we got some pretty damn good music, and while I would rate only the top three albums against the list I came up with in the first half, they provide some serious competition, so watch out Regina Spektor and Neko Case – your gold and silver medals are in danger!

(Something I should clarify, even though they have nothing to do with this review: there was something confusing me about the Low Anthem’s Oh My God, Charlie Darwin, which would have been on any Best Of list if I’d heard it at the time. I kept seeing mentions of its 2009 release, even though I explicitly recall reading it had been released in 2008. I checked it out, and it turns out it was released first in 2008, and then re-released in 2009; despite my obvious love of the album, I’m going to consider it a 2008 release. Sorry, Low Anthem; knock me out with your new album, and you’ll be on this year’s Best Of list!)

Honorable mentions:

Weezer, Raditude
At this point in their career, Weezer can be expected to deliver a bouncy set of dumb and enjoyable pop-rock songs, and they do so with gusto on their newest album, the ridiculously titled Raditude. The Blue Album or Pinkerton it ain’t, but by that same token, The Red Album or Make Believe it ain’t, either; where else can you hear Rivers Cuomo sing earnestly of going on a date to see Titanic, or breaking out some mosh pit moves at a Kiki Dee concert? There’s little sincerity, and it contains two of the worst songs I’ve heard in a long, long while (‘Can’t Stop Partying’ and ‘In The Mall’), but it’s offset by loud guitars, crisp production, and a large dose of enthusiasm; still, the best song is the closer, ‘I Don’t Want To Let You Go’, a heartfelt ballad with more meaning in three minutes than the album displays in forty.
Defining song: I Don’t Want To Let You Go

Mark Knopfler, Get Lucky
To me, Mark Knopfler peaked with 2006′s All The Roadrunning, and he’s been milking a formula – no matter how winning it may be – since then. There’s little to differentiate Get Lucky from 2007′s Kill To Get Crimson, but he does what he does well, and that’s to write enjoyable Americana rock songs that allow his famed Stratocaster to sing more excitedly than his weathered baritone. The abundance of pennywhistle is a little overwhelming at first, but it’s the simpler songs – the bluesy growl of ‘You Can’t Beat The House’ or the delicate ‘Remembrance Day’ – that are the most effective.
Defining song: Remembrance Day

Top 10 Albums of 2009 … The Rest

10. The Flaming Lips, Embryonic
When the frontman of Flaming Lips, Wayne Coyne, says that their newest album is going to be their most experimental album to date, you know you’re in for a weird ride. (Zaireeka, anyone?) Embryonic is a sprawling, paradoxical double album, a song cycle without a narrative, a musical ejaculation without a real climax; self-contained weirdness while remaining uncontrollably familiar. It’s more advanced than Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots, and while there’s nothing as immediately accessible as ‘Do You Realize???’, it’s the kind of impenetrable musical statement that makes Sandinista! more exciting than London Calling. This isn’t an album that should be listened to in pieces, but as one continuous listen; perhaps the best song here is ‘I Can Be A Frog’, with Karen O literally phoning in her vocal performance, adding appropriate giggles and animal noises to Coyne’s lilting tremble.
Defining song: I Can Be A Frog

9. Modest Mouse, No One’s First and You’re Next
Anyone expecting these patented weirdos – I honestly believe Issac Brock to be the rightful heir to David Byrne’s lyrical weirdness – to reprise the commercial success of Good News For People Who Love Bad News are probably in for a disappointment with their latest album, an eight-track mini-album comprised of polished-up outtakes and B-sides. (It’s essentially a Tattoo You for the ’00s.) Polished-up outtakes and B-sides regardless, it’s still a great little collection of songs, and with me being the modest (heh) Modest Mouse fan that I am, it’s nice to get these songs on an album collection. I would give ‘King Rat’ the edge here, because of the awesome music video directed by the late Heath Ledger, or maybe ‘Autumn Beds’ because of its catchy banjo hook, but it’s the boozy brass band of ‘Perpetual Motion Machine’ that gets my most attention.
Defining song: Perpetual Motion Machine

8. Air, Love 2
I love a good bit of atmosphere in music, and in order to break up the tedium of some of the other albums on this list, I gave Air’s Love 2 a spin, and was refreshingly delighted with it. There aren’t any lyrics of any worth to focus on – any words are more murmured or chanted quietly – and the listener is rewarded with a truly airy (forgive the pun) experience. There’s plenty of synthesized swoops, swirls, buzzes, and warbles, and the beauty of the album is that it can be listened to as background music or with headphones on, and the result will be different either time.
Defining song: Sing Sang Sung

7. The Heavy, The House That Dirt Built
Why have I not heard of these guys before? The obvious classic song is ‘How You Like Me Now’, which has achieved a great deal of exposure in commercials and on Community (I’ll take full credit for exposing the world to the band), and with good reason. The Heavy is vintage rock revival at its finest, with enough riffs and fills to remind the casual listener of many of the better rock bands of the 60s and 70s. ‘What You Want Me To Do’ crawls with a Led Zeppelin crunch, and ‘Oh No! Not You Again!’ resurrects Jimi Hendrix for two minutes, but it’s delicate closer ‘Stuck’ that is the most affecting, with a country-tinged drawl and piano melody reminiscent of ‘You Can’t Always Get What You Want’. The words are pretty painful, detailing the purgatory of being caught in limbo “til you make your mind up”. After a half hour of good-time rock and funk, this is pretty honest stuff.
Defining song: Stuck

6. Levon Helm, Electric Dirt
There’s nothing I love more than Americana on a warm spring/summer/autumn day, and, despite ill-advised traces of misogyny and Confederate pride in their songs, the Band is the ultimate Americana band. So it’s no surprise that Band drummer and vocalist Levon Helm has produced a Band-like album, full of twangy – but not overbearing – guitars, and a nasally drawl that is distinctly his. The selection of songs is especially inspired, including opener ‘Tennessee Jed’ (written and first recorded by my nemeses, the Grateful Dead) and Muddy Waters’ ‘Stuff You Gotta Watch’ and ‘You Can’t Lose What You Ain’t Never Had’. But it’s the original composition ‘Growin’ Trade’, about a farmer who grows marijuana, and the gospel-tinged ‘I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free’ that are particularly effective.
Defining song: Growin’ Trade

5. The Black Crowes, Before the Frost…Until the Freeze
When was the last time a rock band wrote and recorded a double album of new material in front of a live studio audience? I’ll give you some time to think, but the answer is “a really, really long time”. It could have gone badly, but Before The Frost…Until The Freeze is energetic, and an artistic triumph for these good-time southern rockers. If you have an hour and forty minutes to devote to this album, it’s certainly an essential listen; they still wear their influences on their sleeves, with the glory days of Rolling Stones embodied in the ‘Can’t You Hear Me Knocking?’-esque ‘Been A Long Time (Waiting On Love)’ and the four-to-the-floor disco thump of ‘I Ain’t Hiding’, but I still have a hard time getting beyond ‘Good Morning Captain’ and not hitting the repeat button. So what should be an hour and forty minutes of listening pleasure turns into nearly three hours – and I’m alright with that.
Defining song: Good Morning Captain

4. Tegan and Sara, Sainthood
I still think Under Feet Like Ours is their best album, but Sainthood is a refreshing departure from the more “mellow” indie rock of their debut. There’s an obvious debt to electronic rockers like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs here, but Tegan and Sara aren’t as confrontational singers as Karen O., and there’s more depth to the lyrics, as should be expected from this duo. What I like about this album is the contrast between the two writing styles: Sara is a little more introspective, while Tegan delivers upbeat, poppy tunes like ‘The Cure’ and ‘Northshore’. The relative brevity – 36 minutes – of the album is beneficial in these days of expansive, multi-disc albums, and Sainthood closes with the joyous ‘Someday’, a defiant cry of moving on after the end of a relationship: “Mark my words, I might be something someday”.
Defining song: Someday

3. Pearl Jam, Backspacer
In the grand scheme of Pearl Jam’s discography, this isn’t as revelatory or earth-shattering as their first couple albums; as far as latter-day releases go, it’s miles above their eponymous 2006 album, which was already pretty damn good. Eddie Vedder and co. all sound like they’re having a blast, and with nine upbeat and loud rockers, juxtaposed by two slower ballads, the listener would be forgiven for thinking there’s no diversity. Even though the guitars are cranked to 11, there’s enough here to maintain interest, and with a running time of just over 30 minutes, it’s the perfect soundtrack for an early morning pick-me-up on the drive to the office.
Defining song: Just Breathe

2. The Avett Brothers, I And Love And You
Having discovered the Avett Brothers on the seventh instead of the ground floor, I And Love And You is the kind of album that I’d been longing to hear at that moment: it was the beginning of September, and fall was just about to turn the leaves red, orange, and yellow. At times like that, my mind shifts from good-time summer music to restrained autumnal music, and I And Love And You filled that void perfectly. Rollicking rockers are counterbalanced by delicate, acoustic- and piano-tinged ballads, with the Avetts’ trademark rough-hewn harmonies still well intact. ‘Kick Drum Heart’ is a dumb bit of fun, much like ‘Squeeze Box’ on The Who By Numbers, but it’s the heartfelt title track, the muted ‘Ten Thousand Words’, and the swaggering ‘Head Full Of Doubt/Road Full Of Promise’ that are the standouts. The production, by noted jack-of-all-trades Rick Rubin, is stellar, and while it doesn’t have the same joyousness as their earlier albums, I And Love And You is still an excellent major label debut.
Defining song: Head Full Of Doubt/Road Full Of Promise

1. Them Crooked Vultures, Them Crooked Vultures
The year’s most-hyped supergroup delivers in spades. To be honest, it was a tough call between this and the Avetts, but this serious ass-kicking album barely, BARELY nudges the gentler I And Love And You from the top spot. There’s loads of riffs and loads of personality in these tunes, and the rag-tag trio of Josh Hamme, Dave Grohl, and John Paul Jones sound like they’re having the time of their life, but if you get to the halfway point of ‘No One Loves Me & Neither Do I’ – where the song stops briefly and kicks into a slower, grungier riff – and you don’t instinctively start nodding your head wildly and playing air guitar/drums, then you might want to invest in some Air Supply or Kenny G.
Defining song: No One Loves Me & Neither Do I


Them Crooked Vultures album announced

The fascination with Them Crooked Vultures continues, despite them having not yet released a note of mus–

Wait a minute, what’s that? That’s no longer true? Tellmetellmetellmetellme!!!!

Well, I’ll let Pitchfork Media tell you, because I rely on other sources in order to provide the breaking news that you, faithful reader(s), deserve to be informed of:

Ever since the triple-headed stomp-rock supergroup Them Crooked Vultures whirled into existence, we’ve been keeping up with just about every little scrap of whomp-ass they’ve released into the world.

Finally, on November 17, Dave Grohl, Josh Homme, and John Paul Jones will leave the shadows and come into the light. That’s when their self-titled debut album will finally hit North American shelves, via DGC/Interscope. (It’s out November 16 in the UK on Columbia.)

We’ve got the tracklist below, but all you really need to know is that Dave Grohl is back behind the drums and that there’s a song called “Mind Eraser, No Chaser”:

Them Crooked Vultures:

01 No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
02 Mind Eraser, No Chaser
03 New Fang
04 Dead End Friends
05 Elephants
06 Scumbag Blues
07 Bandoliers
08 Reptiles
09 Interlude With Ludes
10 Warsaw or the First Breath You Take After You Give Up
11 Caligulove
12 Gunman
13 Spinning in Daffodils

I’m pretty stoked. Having been a massive Led Zeppelin fan in the days of my youth, I’m excited that John Paul Jones is still around and being creative in the most Jonesiest of ways. And, let’s be honest, we knew an album was going to be coming; why would Grohl, Homme, and Jones go to the trouble of writing a bunch of songs and playing them live, if they didn’t plan on releasing them as an album at some point? (And it has the potential to be a kick-ass album, going by some live recordings that I’ve, uh, heard.) But the secrecy was a nice touch in this age of immediacy, so kudos in that respect.

Anyway. Them Crooked Vultures, November 17th. That’s all you need to know, really.


Them Crooked Vultures

2009 seems to be the year of supergroups: first came Chickenfoot (well-known riddle intended), which was a massive disappointment – at least, in my eyes, and apparently a lot of critics, too – and now is Them Crooked Vultures. To me, this is a supergroup of even more epic proportions, with Queens of the Stone Age vocalist/guitarist Josh Homme, Foo Fighters vocalist Dave Grohl on drums (just as he had done in Nirvana, of course), and John Paul Jones of some band called Led Zeppelin on bass, keyboards, and general awesomeness.

They’ve already performed a handful of shows this month, with more to follow; most intriguingly, though, is that the shows featured entirely new compositions, prompting rumors and speculation that a new album is imminent. It seems that the concrete is already starting to harden, with the Chicago Sun-Times reporting that the supergroup’s new album is called Never Deserved The Future, and is due October 23rd – however, the group’s publicist denies this. Luckily, it wasn’t the Chicago Tribune, or else I would have dismissed this news as blatantly false.

Anyway, a 33-second video clip of ‘Nobody Loves Me And Neither Do I’ can be seen on their YouTube channel, and if it doesn’t promise to be totally awesome, then I just don’t know what. If you’re intrigued, I suggest you keep yourself updated via their official website. Or just check back here – you can count on me to keep this site maintained!


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