If The Beatles Hadn’t Broken Up, Part 2 of 8

Having had so much fun with the first installment of this self-indulgent nonsense, I went ahead and constructed a fictional Beatles album that might have been released in 1971.

Wild Life
side one:

  1. Jealous Guy (Lennon) – Familiar to the other Beatles as ‘Child Of Nature’ from the 1968 Kinfauns demo sessions, ‘Jealous Guy’ was rewritten as a quiet admission of imperfection from John to Yoko. (Though Imagine would open with that title track, I find ‘Jealous Guy’ to be a far more effective opener.)
  2. Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey (McCartney) – Paul would write two lengthy “production” numbers on Wild Life – ‘The Back Seat Of My Car’ and this, yet another installment in what John would derisively put down as “Paul’s granny shit”.
  3. Wah-Wah (Harrison) – This thinly-veiled swipe at Paul was written following their well-documented “I’ll play what you want me to play, or I won’t play at all” argument in the Let It Be film, so it might be a little difficult imagining this gaining a spot on a Beatles album. But it’s such a powerful rock song that I can’t imagine it not on an album, so here it is.
  4. Imagine (Lennon) – A well-known and now famous plea for unified, worldwide peace – though John would later find its acceptance so astonishing, as it’s “anti-religious, anti-nationalistic, anti-conventional, anti-capitalistic, but because it’s sugar-coated, it’s accepted” – would probably have retained its simplistic arrangement within the Beatles.
  5. I Don’t Want To Be A Soldier, Mama, I Don’t Want To Die (Lennon) – Alluding to John’s increasing interest in left-wing radical politics, this lengthy diatribe against the Vietnam War would probably have been met with some opposition from the others – and I could even imagine John wanting to be bold and opening the album with it – but Paul especially liked to rattle the cage from time to time.

side two:

  1. Ram On (McCartney) – Heralding the more acoustic/country-inspired side two, ‘Ram On’ was a callback to ‘Wild Honey Pie’, and was performed entirely by Paul, with the ukulele being the dominant instrument.
  2. Early 1970 (Starkey) – Much like ‘Ram On’, Ringo performed this humorous and slightly self-deprecatory ditty almost entirely by himself with some help from George.
  3. Heart Of The Country (McCartney) – Extolling the virtues of getting away from the hustle and bustle of the city and to live a simpler life in the country, this is a light and breezy acoustic song that recalls some of the more laid-back moments from the “White Album”.
  4. Apple Scruffs (Harrison) – Written about the infamous group of female fans who took fanaticism to a great degree – Paul wrote ‘She Came In Through The Bathroom Window’ after one of them swiped a pair of pants and a framed photograph – this song features some wheezy harmonica, which ties in nicely with…
  5. Oh Yoko! (Lennon) – …this ode to Yoko, which finds John in a romantic mood. Nicky Hopkins returns for some delightful piano tinkling.
  6. Ram On (reprise) (McCartney) – A reprise of ‘Ram On’, nicely tying together the more relaxed Side Two.
  7. The Back Seat Of My Car (McCartney) – This production number – “the ultimate teenage number,” as Paul later called it – reignited the playful creative rivalry with the Beach Boys. With several musical shifts, orchestral arrangements, and layers and layers of backing vocals, ‘The Back Seat Of My Car’ is an obvious album closer.

Singles:
‘Jealous Guy’ / ‘Early 1970′
‘Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey’ / ‘Apple Scruffs’
‘Imagine’ / ‘The Back Seat Of My Car’

In conclusion: I like the flow of this a little album a little more than I do When Four Knights Come To Town, and I especially like the idea that the second side would be linked, with country-ish sounding songs tied together by Paul’s unconventional links, and the concluding production number – a sort of nod back to Sgt. Pepper and Abbey Road.


If The Beatles Hadn’t Broken Up, Part 1 of 8

A little over two years ago, I wrote an entry about a “lost” Beatles album that was clearly a barely disguised album of mixes. It was creative and almost listenable, but the hokey story about inter-dimensional time travel destroyed a lot of its credibility. In that entry, I recalled a website that I frequented at the turn of the millennium, but assumed it had been lost forever to the vast repository that is the Internet – but thanks to some particularly industrious searching on my part, I finally found it, and was transported immediately back to 1998, when I wished that I had all of the albums the author was talking about.

Now that I’m older, and the availability of music has increased exponentially, I’m finally able to revisit this idea, and come up with some of my own albums, had the Beatles not broken up in 1970. Looking around on other WordPress sites, I see this was also addressed by Allyn Gibson, who offered up a fascinating account of what a fictional Beatles album would have looked like in 1970. But I wanted to give it a shot myself, and not only do what I thought would have been a good fictional Beatles album, but also continue on throughout the 1970s and early 1980s.

First, the assumptions: Get Back was released as intended in March/April 1969, and Abbey Road followed in October 1969. (The singles for these were ‘Get Back’ / ‘Don’t Let Me Down’ in March, ‘Let It Be’ / ‘You Know My Name’ in May, ‘The Ballad Of John And Yoko’ / ‘Old Brown Shoe’ in July, and ‘Something’ / ‘Come Together’ in September.) After working through their infamous differences, the Beatles took some time off, wrote a bunch of songs – Paul escaped to Scotland and later released ‘Another Day’ / ‘Oh Woman, Oh Why’, John released solo singles (‘Cold Turkey’ and ‘Instant Karma!’), Ringo released two covers albums, and George toured with Eric Clapton; all four got their creative juices out, bitched at each other in the press a bit, but ultimately realized the sum was greater than the parts, and got the band back together to work on some further albums.

I realize this is borderline musical fanfic, and for that I apologize, but it is fun to imagine what could have been. So, let’s get right to work!

When Four Knights Come To Town
side one:

  1. Oo You (McCartney) – I liked Gibson’s suggestion that ‘Oo You’ sounds like an album opener, with Paul goofing around and mumbling, “More guitar”. It’s an inconsequential song, but its gritty production and throwaway lyric would balance some of the weightier stuff that was coming up.
  2. It Don’t Come Easy (Starkey) – The first “real” song, and a deserving number two spot. Ringo’s songwriting had gotten better over the years, so much so that ‘It Don’t Come Easy’ (cowritten with George, but credited solely to Ringo) was released as Ringo’s first Beatles song, with ‘My Sweet Lord’ as a double A-side. (I’m aware this wasn’t released until 1971, but hey, it’s my fantasy, dammit!)
  3. Remember (Lennon) – Lyrically this is a drastic comedown from the previous track, but its boogie shuffle keeps the tempo up, with some spirited piano from John and particularly propulsive drumming from Ringo.
  4. Every Night (McCartney) – Paul admits his preference of a life of ease: slacking off during the day and getting shitfaced at night. This goes against his workmanlike attitude, of course, but any opportunity to blow off some steam is a good thing – until he alters his position with “Every night I want to stay home / And be with you”.
  5. Look At Me (Lennon) – This stark confessional of John and Yoko’s relationship and how he views himself was performed entirely by John, much like ‘Julia’ on The Beatles (the same time period from which the song dates).
  6. Isn’t It A Pity (Harrison) – George attempts an updated ‘Hey Jude’, with interesting results. An obvious side closer, with its drawn-out fade-out, ‘Isn’t It A Pity’ was written back in 1966 but rejected, and was tried out again during the Get Back sessions; turns out the third time was the charm.

side two:

  1. Love (Lennon) – With John on acoustic guitar and Phil Spector on piano, ‘Love’ is the perfect introduction to side two, with its lengthy piano intro and simplistic take on the reality of romance.
  2. My Sweet Lord (Harrison) – George gets religious, and the results are inspiring – but unfortunately he got into a bit of trouble with the songwriters of ‘He’s So Fine’. Despite that, it would have been an obvious candidate to not only be recorded by the Beatles, but also released as a single – as a double A-side with ‘It Don’t Come Easy’, perhaps.
  3. Man We Was Lonely (McCartney) – Written following some inter-band bitching, this simplistic, homespun song assures listeners that, despite the Beatles’ differences, “now we’re fine all the while”.
  4. I Found Out (Lennon) – Disenchanted with peace and love and Hare Krishna, John offers this simplistic blues riffer that was bound to piss off the other three Beatles.
  5. All Things Must Pass (Harrison) – From the basic to the bombastic, ‘All Things Must Pass’ is one of George’s loveliest songs; bathed in echo and ringing acoustic guitars, the song leads perfectly into…
  6. Maybe I’m Amazed (McCartney) – …a beautiful out-and-out love song written about Linda. I agree with Gibson that ‘Maybe I’m Amazed’ is the best possible album closer, and serves as a wonderful double wallop with ‘All Things Must Pass’. Out of the ashes of despair comes love.

Singles:
‘It Don’t Come Easy’ / ‘My Sweet Lord’ (double A-side)
‘Maybe I’m Amazed’ / ‘Look At Me’

In conclusion: Not a perfect album, of course, given Paul’s homespun solo performances, John’s bare-bones primal therapy-inspired confessionals, and George’s Wall of Sound production numbers, but these contrasting sounds bounce off each other nicely. (The title, for anyone interested, was the working title of Ringo’s ‘Early 1970′.) Most importantly, I had a lot of fun doing this, and it’s a really interesting mix of songs – so keep an eye out for my next installment!


The 40-Year Audition

Forty years ago today, Paul McCartney released his debut (semi-) eponymous solo album, with a Q&A in the NME, which has been reproduced here, and with relevant bits included here:

Q: “Are you planning a new album or single with the Beatles?”

PAUL: “No.”

Q: “Is this album a rest away from the Beatles or the start of a solo career?”

PAUL: “Time will tell. Being a solo album means it’s ‘the start of a solo career…’ and not being done with the Beatles means it’s just a rest. So it’s both.”

Q: “Is your break with the Beatles temporary or permanent, due to personal differences or musical ones?”

PAUL: “Personal differences, business differences, musical differences, but most of all because I have a better time with my family. Temporary or permanent? I don’t really know.”

Q: “Do you foresee a time when Lennon-McCartney becomes an active songwriting partnership again?”

PAUL: “No.”

The shock felt by fans was almost immediate, and Apple Records went into damage control mode. A press release was issued by Derek Taylor, publicist for the Beatles:

Spring is here and Leeds play Chester tomorrow and Ringo and John and George and Paul are alive and well and living in hope. The world is still spinning and so are we and so are you. When the spinning stops, that’ll be the time to worry. Not before.

Much has been written on the why of their breakup: the presence of Yoko Ono, the apathy of John Lennon, the dominance of Paul McCartney, the death of Brian Epstein, the unscrupulousness of Allen Klein… The truth is, they just grew up. Consider their output in the eight years that they were together: ten studio albums, two half albums (Magical Mystery Tour and Yellow Submarine), 55 singles, four feature films, traveling all corners of the globe hundreds of times in five years of non-stop touring, and the most prolific and influential songwriting team that pop-rock would ever see. Lesser bands have cracked under a fraction of the pressure; the Beatles thrived upon it, and it benefited the rock world greatly.

Forty years later, the Beatles are still one of the biggest bands on the planet, and their effect on pop culture and rock music in general is immeasurable; it’s almost as if they didn’t even go away. Chances are, they’ll still be talked about in such revere in another forty years, and undoubtedly for many forty years after that.


The Beatles: Everyday Chemistry

Something that I find myself doing from time to time is creating “lost” Beatles albums, and placing them in the realm of the actual Beatles’ output. I got the idea from a pretty nifty GeoCities website (which is probably long gone by this point) many, many years ago (mid-1990s or thereabouts), where an enterprising young Beatles fan collected all of the solo material released by the Beatles into a cohesive album. The juxtaposition of songs – Lennon’s edgier, politically-charged stuff; Harrison’s cerebral, mystical stuff; McCartney’s catchy, lightweight stuff; Starr’s, uh… stuff – was interesting, and while it’s clear that most of the songs wouldn’t have been written if the Beatles never broke up, it’s a nice way to waste time and make a mix CD, which is something that I like to do.

So I was intrigued to stumble upon this website, which alleges that the lucky, anonymous person found an unreleased Beatles album. I say I was intrigued not because I believed this allegation (any Beatles fan knows that if there was an unreleased Beatles album sitting around for all these years, it either would have been bootlegged or released by Apple Records; even an unreleased Beatles album is guaranteed to be a major unit shifter, and Apple knows that) but because it might have been some mildly interesting unreleased tidbits from, say, the Get Back/Let It Be sessions, or maybe some unearthed tracks from the 1968 Kinfaus demo sessions, or even from the famed 1974 meet-up of Lennon and McCartney that was bootlegged as A Toot and a Snore in ’74.

Having read through the website a bit more, I was disappointed; again, not because I was expecting anything earth-shattering, but because the guy in question (one “James Richard”) seems to have ruined it all with a bogus story of being knocked unconscious in a desert and taken to a parallel universe where Lennon and Harrison are still alive, Yoko Ono isn’t a big presence in Lennon’s life, and the Beatles are still together, recording albums and touring behind them. The mystery man who told him this had about four cassette tapes of completely unreleased Beatles albums (I guess in the parallel universe, they’re still a few decades behind, technologically), so “Mr. Richard” hatched a crazy scheme to snag one of the unreleased albums, Everyday Chemistry, and bring it back to this universe.

I, for one, tend not to believe anyone when they preface anything with “I dont [sic] expect you to believe what happened to me, I sure wouldn’t, but thats [sic] why I grabbed the tape as proof that my experience was real.” Deciding I needed some new tunes to listen to, I played the songs – on the feller’s bandwidth! – so that I could hear for myself what exactly was going on here.

Of course it’s not an unreleased Beatles album, nor is it Klaatu; it’s a moderately well-done mash-up, a la the Love album from a few years ago, of the Beatles’ separate solo songs. The first tune, ‘Four Guys’, uses the guitar riff and chorus of ‘Band On The Run’, and quotes heavily from ‘When We Was Fab’; track 3, ‘Anybody Else’, is built around McCartney’s ‘Somedays’. (“Mr. Richard” claims that the album was released in the late ’70s or mid ’80s, but as ‘Somedays’ was released in 1997, I find this a little dubious, unless, of course, in a parallel universe, musicians are able to release songs decades before they were written or recorded.) One of the most enjoyable ones that I listened to on random was ‘Sick to Death’, which fuses Lennon’s ‘Gimme Some Truth’ to the piano opening of Harrison’s ‘Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea’, turning Lennon’s vitriolic original into an almost New Orleans-esque rave-up. (There are other solo Beatles songs interspersed throughout, though I’m only mentioning what I recognize, as I’m not well-versed in Starr’s solo career, and I’m even a little hazy on most of Lennon’s and Harrison’s[1].) The thing is, it’s actually not that bad of a listening experience; the pieces work together quite well, even if it gets quite repetitive quite quickly, making repeated listens unnecessary and unwelcome.

I know that writing an entire blog post about this is just giving “Mr. Richard” what he wants – attention – but it sounds like he went to a lot of effort to create this, and it deserves a listen, even if it’s just essentially a very creative mix tape. I only wish he would drop the parallel universe bullshit; it worked for the Beatles back in the ’60s, but that was only because they were consuming vast amounts of LSD and weed. The only parallel universe this guy was visiting was the ProTools Universe, and it sounds like he was there for an afternoon, at the most.

[1]If anyone listens to the entire thing and has the time to figure out what comes from what, feel free to post here and I’ll send you something as a reward. Probably just a burned copy of Everyday Chemistry… or maybe I can drive out to a desert, knock myself unconscious, and steal another unreleased Beatles album from the mysterious Jonas. “Mr. Richard” said that “I wish I grabbed this other tape that had a song very similiar [sic] to “Imagine” on it that Jonas played, only it sounded like it had a big band behind it with horns and huge orchestral sections, though the lyrics were practically identical to the original “Imagine”", so maybe I can grab that and burn it for you.

Essential listening: oh come on, you can’t be serious?


09.09.09 Dream

With September 9th only 12 days away, excitement for the Beatles’ remastered catalog is building. Personally, I wasn’t sure if I would be able to justify spending the money on albums I already have, and even reading excerpts from Uncut magazine’s article still didn’t convince me. But then I sauntered over to Amazon’s Beatles page and listened to the 30 second clips.

Uh … wow.

You say goodbye, hard-earned paycheck, and I say hello, Beatles in amazing clarity.

My friend, former co-worker, and musicologist Sean currently has in his possession the stereo box set, which he’s reviewing for a forthcoming piece on his own blog. For the rest of us unlucky schlubs, we have to wait until the actual day of release to get these lovingly remastered gems in our hands. I might have to go the cheap route and buy them one at a time … but maybe I can go without eating for two weeks, until I get paid next. Priorities!

Also, VH1 has been running the anthology (wait a minute – VH1 running actual music content?! JUDGMENT DAY IS UPON US STOCK UP ON BREAD AND WATER AND SHOTGUNS), and it’s made me tremendously nostalgic for November 1995.


Can’t buy me love, unless it’s remastered

The Beatles to Reissue Remastered Catalogue

We are delighted to announce the release of the original Beatles catalogue, which has been digitally re-mastered for the first time, for worldwide CD release on Wednesday, September 9, 2009 (09-09-09), the same date as the release of the widely anticipated “The Beatles: Rock Band” video game.

Each of the CDs is packaged with replicated original UK album art, including expanded booklets containing original and newly written liner notes and rare photos. For a limited period, each CD will also be embedded with a brief documentary film about the album. On the same date, two new Beatles boxed CD collections will also be released.

The albums have been re-mastered by a dedicated team of engineers at EMI’s Abbey Road Studios in London over a four year period utilising state of the art recording technology alongside vintage studio equipment, carefully maintaining the authenticity and integrity of the original analogue recordings. The result of this painstaking process is the highest fidelity the catalogue has seen since its original release.

The collection comprises all 12 Beatles albums in stereo, with track listings and artwork as originally released in the UK, and ‘Magical Mystery Tour,’ which became part of The Beatles’ core catalogue when the CDs were first released in 1987. In addition, the collections ‘Past Masters Vol. I and II’ are now combined as one title, for a total of 14 titles over 16 discs. This will mark the first time that the first four Beatles albums will be available in stereo in their entirety on compact disc. These 14 albums, along with a DVD collection of the documentaries, will also be available for purchase together in a stereo boxed set.

Within each CD’s new packaging, booklets include detailed historical notes along with informative recording notes. With the exception of the ‘Past Masters’ set, newly produced mini-documentaries on the making of each album, directed by Bob Smeaton, are included as QuickTime files on each album. The documentaries contain archival footage, rare photographs and never-before-heard studio chat from The Beatles, offering a unique and very personal insight into the studio atmosphere.

A second boxed set has been created with the collector in mind. ‘The Beatles in Mono’ gathers together, in one place, all of the Beatles recordings that were mixed for a mono release. It will contain 10 of the albums with their original mono mixes, plus two further discs of mono masters (covering similar ground to the stereo tracks on ‘Past Masters’). As an added bonus, the mono “Help!” and “Rubber Soul” discs also include the original 1965 stereo mixes, which have not been previously released on CD. These albums will be packaged in mini-vinyl CD replicas of the original sleeves with all original inserts and label designs retained.

Discussions regarding the digital distribution of the catalogue will continue. There is no further information available at this time.

Following up on my sarcastic slam against the Rolling Stones’ reissue campaign, I am pleased to say that the Beatles have once again shown their worth as a merchandising act, and have done something absolutely right. While I’m not surprised that there aren’t any bonus tracks – but, if they hadn’t put out the Anthologies all those years ago, I’d probably be bitching more vitriolically about their absence – what did surprise me was a documentary for each album. The liner notes I expected, and even looked forward to, but it wasn’t going to be enough for me to part ways with finances that I don’t really have. But the Beatles have done it yet again, and come September 9th, I’m most likely going to be lined up at the store to once again devote my non-existent paycheck to the greatest band of all time. Damnit.


The Beatles: The Beatles

Ask a group of a dozen Beatles fans what their favorite Beatles album is (don’t do this now), and you’re bound to get a dozen different responses. (Well, maybe … considering that the Beatles only put out a dozen studio albums in the UK … anyway.) However, chances are just as likely that the assembled group will pick albums from anything released from Rubber Soul onward, a period of time when the band focused more on their studio work than their concerts. It’s just as likely that The Beatles and Abbey Road will vie for top spot among many of the group’s choices. At that point, you should commend them for having excellent taste, and come back and read this review.

Three notable events happened on November 22: the first, and most globally important, was the 1963 assassination of John F. Kennedy in Dallas. At the same time, British Beatle fans were most likely beating down the door of their local record store to pick up the band’s sophomore album, With The Beatles. Fast forward five years, and the Beatles’ newest, eponymous album – justifiably nicknamed “The White Album” not only because of its stark white cover, but also because of the confusion caused when one fan would ask another, “Hey, have you got The Beatles yet?”, to which the answering party would likely cock an eyebrow and say, “You can’t have the Beatles, man … they weren’t really ‘for sale’, y’know” – had just hit the shelves.

First things first: happy birthday, With The Beatles and The Beatles! Second, and most importantly, it’s amazing to hear what a five year difference can do to a band. On their earlier album, they were still reigning champions of the bubblegum pop song, with ‘All My Loving’ an indisputable single-that-should-have-been; on the White Album, they had completely abandoned that notion and instead delivered 30 tracks of varying genres and quality. What’s even more astounding was that both albums produced no UK singles; it was common practice, at least in the early 1960s, in Britain to not issue songs as singles from albums, out of fear that it would be seen as gyping the record buying public. By 1968, this practice was in the early stages of being shattered, and yet the Beatles still had enough material to issue the epic ‘Hey Jude’ as a single yet not release it on the White Album.

I was given the White Album as a gift in 1995 by my dad, who had also gotten me Pink Floyd’s P*U*L*S*E. I can’t remember if it was a “graduation gift” (in sixth grade, you didn’t really graduate … it was more of a commencement from elementary to middle school), or maybe it was an Easter gift. Whatever the occasion, it was definitely during the spring, because I remember discussing it with my friends at school, most of whom were Beatles fanatics, just like me. (My first Beatles album, appropriately enough, was also from my dad, and was Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, a review of which will be forthcoming at some point.) While I had listened to bits and pieces of the album, the first time I truly remember listening to it all the way through was later that summer, when I put the first disc into my CD player, laid down on my bed, my hands folded behind my head, and just let the music take control of me. (I remember it was the summer, because halfway through the second disc, an intense thunderstorm knocked out the power in the neighborhood.)

Personally, my favorite Beatles album is Abbey Road, but there’s a certain charm to the White Album that I can’t help but place it high on my list of favorites. It was recorded at a time when the band were splintering and fracturing, when outside projects precluded the Fab Four from recording in the same room together, and when influences of the female persuasion were starting to directly affect (for better or worse, depending on your opinion) their personalities, songwriting, and approach to recording. Yoko Ono was a huge presence during these sessions; she and John Lennon were practically attached at the hip, and her avant garde background was rubbing off on his songs. With Paul McCartney deeply rooted in perfecting the pop song, and Ringo Starr the amenable, affable drummer who was happy to just be playing with three guys he cared a lot about, it was up to Lennon (and, to a lesser degree, George Harrison) to provide the acerbic edge that the Beatles so sorely needed.

However, here’s where pigeon-holing can get one into trouble: the White Album is such a varied, sprawling piece of work, that there’s bound to be a bit of cross-pollination happening. Lennon delivered some truly gorgeous ballads in the way of ‘Dear Prudence’ (find me a better climax in any Beatles song, with McCartney deputizing for an absent Starr on drums flailing away and Harrison’s guitar slinks around the melody – go on, I dare you), ‘Julia’, and ‘Good Night’ (the last title ultimately given to Starr to sing), while McCartney came up with some uncharacteristic rockers (‘Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?’, ‘Helter Skelter’) that many assumed were Lennon’s work. McCartney’s more pop-oriented moments, such as ‘Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da’ (a song that drove the other Beatles crazy, due to McCartney’s perfectionism), ‘Martha My Dear’, and ‘Honey Pie’ are all excellent, disposable compositions that show off his obvious love for exploring new avenues – specifically, in the latter two cases, music hall. Lennon, meanwhile, was starting to become bored with the Beatles, and was more annoyed with McCartney’s increased domination of the band; this lethargy shows through especially on ‘Glass Onion’ and ‘I’m So Tired’, though he was able to come up with some absolutely astounding compositions in the way of ‘Happiness Is A Warm Gun’ and the aforementioned ‘Dear Prudence’, two songs that have endured over time.

Throwaways are more prevalent here than on any Beatles album before: ‘The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill’ and ‘Birthday’ are dumb singalongs more in the vein of ‘All Together Now’, while ‘Wild Honey Pie’ is more of a non-song than anything, with McCartney dicking around on an acoustic guitar and a thumping bass drum while chanting the nonsensical lyrics. (Also recorded at that same session was the far more substantial ‘Mother Nature’s Son’ and the uncredited ‘Can You Take Me Back?’, a snippet of which was tagged on the end of ‘Cry Baby Cry’.) There were some themes running through the album, too, notably a trio of animal-related song titles (‘Blackbird’, ‘Piggies’, and ‘Rocky Raccoon’) that were viewed as sociopolitical commentary instead of disposable tributes to the respective animal. Harrison’s ‘Piggies’ was the most pronounced, though it would later come under heavy fire after Charles Manson misinterpreted it as a suggestion to kill police.

While Harrison had always been a less-than-prolific writer, he had started to come up with some truly inspired material by 1965, with many of his songs released on Beatles albums on a par with Lennon’s and McCartney’s compositions. On the White Album, he comes up with two knockouts and two duds: ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’ and ‘Long, Long, Long’ fall into the first category, with ‘Piggies’ and ‘Savoy Truffle’ classified in the second. Starr even debuted as a songwriter on this album, with ‘Don’t Pass Me By’, a trivial yet enjoyable C&W tune that had been in development as far back as 1963. While the drummer would go on to write only one more song for the band (‘Octopus’s Garden’), Harrison later submitted a multitude of songs during the Let It Be and Abbey Road sessions, many of which (‘All Things Must Pass’, ‘Isn’t It A Pity’, and ‘Let It Down’) would be rejected by Lennon and McCartney and instead turn up on his debut solo album.

Many of the songs had been written during the Beatles’ trip to Rishikesh, when they studied transcendental meditation under Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. Harrison and Lennon were far more interested in this than McCartney and Starr, though it gave the quartet a chance to busk a series of songs they had been working on and would eventually wind up on the album. The acoustic influence is notable especially on ‘Mother Nature’s Son’ and ‘Cry Baby Cry’, though a lot of the other songs would be reworked for a heavier sound. The trip ended in ill feelings when it was reported that the Maharishi had made sexual advances on many of the women, with Lennon immortalizing his anger in ‘Sexy Sadie’, originally titled ‘Maharishi’.

The most jarring composition on the album is ‘Revolution 9′, an epic eight minute sound collage that was the work of Lennon and Ono, with a helping hand from Harrison. (Another avant garde “song” was ‘What’s The New Mary Jane?’, originally intended to be on the album but vetoed by McCartney. He had also tried to prevent ‘Revolution 9′ from appearing on the album, though he was outvoted by the others. What’s often forgotten is that McCartney was well into the avant garde scene before Lennon, having constructed the 14-minute outtake ‘Carnival Of Light’ during the Sgt. Pepper sessions.) With an anonymous voice intoning “Number nine, number nine” ad infinitum, the piece then degenerates into vocal and music clips, tape loops, and sound effects, sounding very much like apocalyptic chaos. Originally, it had been the extended coda of ‘Revolution’ (an acoustic version of which, retitled ‘Revolution 1′, had appeared earlier on the album), though it was lopped off to make it more commercial, as it appeared on the B-side of the ‘Hey Jude’ single. Personally, I had always skipped over ‘Revolution 9′, because eight minutes of random strangeness is well beyond my toleration, though I had the misfortune of listening to it on a drive to work on the turnpike a few weeks ago; coupled with the fact that I was stressed out due to bumper-to-bumper traffic, I sat in a stupor as the piece unfolded around me. It was a dementedly glorious experience, and one that I hope never to repeat. (I can only imagine how it would sound in a dramatically altered state of mind.)

Harrison, Starr, and producer George Martin had all hinted that they would have preferred to have seen the album condensed to a tighter single album, or at least have seen the songs come out as two separate albums, Starr cheekily calling them The White Album and The Whiter Album. While I’ve tried to come up with an alternate running order for a more condensed White Album, it’s something that I just can’t do; the beauty of the album lie in its margins, and while many of those songs can be classified as filler, they add a certain atmosphere and general playfulness to the album that would otherwise have been lacking. (I probably would have substituted ‘Savoy Truffle’, the only song on the album I really cannot stand, with the far superior ‘Not Guilty’.) But as it stands, it’s an epic mess of an album, skipping delightedly from songs of stern seriousness to pastiche rockers to meaningless doodles. It’s been derided and criticized over the years for failing to exceed expectations, though hindsight has proven that it remains near the top of many critics’ lists – not only of Beatles albums, but of rock albums in general. There’s nothing else quite like it in the Beatles catalog; shortly after its release, they would record the lethargic Let It Be and follow that up with the inspired Abbey Road, but both of those albums were more about dusting off the cobwebs and presenting a more compacted package. For all its faults, the White Album shows how far the band had evolved from With The Beatles, when they were wide-eyed mop tops singing simple boy-meets-girl love songs. How times had changed.

Essential listening: Dear Prudence, Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da, While My Guitar Gently Weeps … oh geez, they’re all essential in their own ways!


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