If The Beatles Hadn’t Broken Up, Part 2 of 8
Posted: 02.29.2012 Filed under: 1971, and so on, George Harrison, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, self-indulgence, something completely different, The Beatles 2 Comments »Having had so much fun with the first installment of this self-indulgent nonsense, I went ahead and constructed a fictional Beatles album that might have been released in 1971.
Wild Life
side one:
- Jealous Guy (Lennon) – Familiar to the other Beatles as ‘Child Of Nature’ from the 1968 Kinfauns demo sessions, ‘Jealous Guy’ was rewritten as a quiet admission of imperfection from John to Yoko. (Though Imagine would open with that title track, I find ‘Jealous Guy’ to be a far more effective opener.)
- Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey (McCartney) – Paul would write two lengthy “production” numbers on Wild Life – ‘The Back Seat Of My Car’ and this, yet another installment in what John would derisively put down as “Paul’s granny shit”.
- Wah-Wah (Harrison) – This thinly-veiled swipe at Paul was written following their well-documented “I’ll play what you want me to play, or I won’t play at all” argument in the Let It Be film, so it might be a little difficult imagining this gaining a spot on a Beatles album. But it’s such a powerful rock song that I can’t imagine it not on an album, so here it is.
- Imagine (Lennon) – A well-known and now famous plea for unified, worldwide peace – though John would later find its acceptance so astonishing, as it’s “anti-religious, anti-nationalistic, anti-conventional, anti-capitalistic, but because it’s sugar-coated, it’s accepted” – would probably have retained its simplistic arrangement within the Beatles.
- I Don’t Want To Be A Soldier, Mama, I Don’t Want To Die (Lennon) – Alluding to John’s increasing interest in left-wing radical politics, this lengthy diatribe against the Vietnam War would probably have been met with some opposition from the others – and I could even imagine John wanting to be bold and opening the album with it – but Paul especially liked to rattle the cage from time to time.
side two:
- Ram On (McCartney) – Heralding the more acoustic/country-inspired side two, ‘Ram On’ was a callback to ‘Wild Honey Pie’, and was performed entirely by Paul, with the ukulele being the dominant instrument.
- Early 1970 (Starkey) – Much like ‘Ram On’, Ringo performed this humorous and slightly self-deprecatory ditty almost entirely by himself with some help from George.
- Heart Of The Country (McCartney) – Extolling the virtues of getting away from the hustle and bustle of the city and to live a simpler life in the country, this is a light and breezy acoustic song that recalls some of the more laid-back moments from the “White Album”.
- Apple Scruffs (Harrison) – Written about the infamous group of female fans who took fanaticism to a great degree – Paul wrote ‘She Came In Through The Bathroom Window’ after one of them swiped a pair of pants and a framed photograph – this song features some wheezy harmonica, which ties in nicely with…
- Oh Yoko! (Lennon) – …this ode to Yoko, which finds John in a romantic mood. Nicky Hopkins returns for some delightful piano tinkling.
- Ram On (reprise) (McCartney) – A reprise of ‘Ram On’, nicely tying together the more relaxed Side Two.
- The Back Seat Of My Car (McCartney) – This production number – “the ultimate teenage number,” as Paul later called it – reignited the playful creative rivalry with the Beach Boys. With several musical shifts, orchestral arrangements, and layers and layers of backing vocals, ‘The Back Seat Of My Car’ is an obvious album closer.
Singles:
‘Jealous Guy’ / ‘Early 1970′
‘Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey’ / ‘Apple Scruffs’
‘Imagine’ / ‘The Back Seat Of My Car’
In conclusion: I like the flow of this a little album a little more than I do When Four Knights Come To Town, and I especially like the idea that the second side would be linked, with country-ish sounding songs tied together by Paul’s unconventional links, and the concluding production number – a sort of nod back to Sgt. Pepper and Abbey Road.
If The Beatles Hadn’t Broken Up, Part 1 of 8
Posted: 02.07.2012 Filed under: 1970, and so on, George Harrison, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, self-indulgence, something completely different, The Beatles Leave a comment »A little over two years ago, I wrote an entry about a “lost” Beatles album that was clearly a barely disguised album of mixes. It was creative and almost listenable, but the hokey story about inter-dimensional time travel destroyed a lot of its credibility. In that entry, I recalled a website that I frequented at the turn of the millennium, but assumed it had been lost forever to the vast repository that is the Internet – but thanks to some particularly industrious searching on my part, I finally found it, and was transported immediately back to 1998, when I wished that I had all of the albums the author was talking about.
Now that I’m older, and the availability of music has increased exponentially, I’m finally able to revisit this idea, and come up with some of my own albums, had the Beatles not broken up in 1970. Looking around on other WordPress sites, I see this was also addressed by Allyn Gibson, who offered up a fascinating account of what a fictional Beatles album would have looked like in 1970. But I wanted to give it a shot myself, and not only do what I thought would have been a good fictional Beatles album, but also continue on throughout the 1970s and early 1980s.
First, the assumptions: Get Back was released as intended in March/April 1969, and Abbey Road followed in October 1969. (The singles for these were ‘Get Back’ / ‘Don’t Let Me Down’ in March, ‘Let It Be’ / ‘You Know My Name’ in May, ‘The Ballad Of John And Yoko’ / ‘Old Brown Shoe’ in July, and ‘Something’ / ‘Come Together’ in September.) After working through their infamous differences, the Beatles took some time off, wrote a bunch of songs – Paul escaped to Scotland and later released ‘Another Day’ / ‘Oh Woman, Oh Why’, John released solo singles (‘Cold Turkey’ and ‘Instant Karma!’), Ringo released two covers albums, and George toured with Eric Clapton; all four got their creative juices out, bitched at each other in the press a bit, but ultimately realized the sum was greater than the parts, and got the band back together to work on some further albums.
I realize this is borderline musical fanfic, and for that I apologize, but it is fun to imagine what could have been. So, let’s get right to work!
When Four Knights Come To Town
side one:
- Oo You (McCartney) – I liked Gibson’s suggestion that ‘Oo You’ sounds like an album opener, with Paul goofing around and mumbling, “More guitar”. It’s an inconsequential song, but its gritty production and throwaway lyric would balance some of the weightier stuff that was coming up.
- It Don’t Come Easy (Starkey) – The first “real” song, and a deserving number two spot. Ringo’s songwriting had gotten better over the years, so much so that ‘It Don’t Come Easy’ (cowritten with George, but credited solely to Ringo) was released as Ringo’s first Beatles song, with ‘My Sweet Lord’ as a double A-side. (I’m aware this wasn’t released until 1971, but hey, it’s my fantasy, dammit!)
- Remember (Lennon) – Lyrically this is a drastic comedown from the previous track, but its boogie shuffle keeps the tempo up, with some spirited piano from John and particularly propulsive drumming from Ringo.
- Every Night (McCartney) – Paul admits his preference of a life of ease: slacking off during the day and getting shitfaced at night. This goes against his workmanlike attitude, of course, but any opportunity to blow off some steam is a good thing – until he alters his position with “Every night I want to stay home / And be with you”.
- Look At Me (Lennon) – This stark confessional of John and Yoko’s relationship and how he views himself was performed entirely by John, much like ‘Julia’ on The Beatles (the same time period from which the song dates).
- Isn’t It A Pity (Harrison) – George attempts an updated ‘Hey Jude’, with interesting results. An obvious side closer, with its drawn-out fade-out, ‘Isn’t It A Pity’ was written back in 1966 but rejected, and was tried out again during the Get Back sessions; turns out the third time was the charm.
side two:
- Love (Lennon) – With John on acoustic guitar and Phil Spector on piano, ‘Love’ is the perfect introduction to side two, with its lengthy piano intro and simplistic take on the reality of romance.
- My Sweet Lord (Harrison) – George gets religious, and the results are inspiring – but unfortunately he got into a bit of trouble with the songwriters of ‘He’s So Fine’. Despite that, it would have been an obvious candidate to not only be recorded by the Beatles, but also released as a single – as a double A-side with ‘It Don’t Come Easy’, perhaps.
- Man We Was Lonely (McCartney) – Written following some inter-band bitching, this simplistic, homespun song assures listeners that, despite the Beatles’ differences, “now we’re fine all the while”.
- I Found Out (Lennon) – Disenchanted with peace and love and Hare Krishna, John offers this simplistic blues riffer that was bound to piss off the other three Beatles.
- All Things Must Pass (Harrison) – From the basic to the bombastic, ‘All Things Must Pass’ is one of George’s loveliest songs; bathed in echo and ringing acoustic guitars, the song leads perfectly into…
- Maybe I’m Amazed (McCartney) – …a beautiful out-and-out love song written about Linda. I agree with Gibson that ‘Maybe I’m Amazed’ is the best possible album closer, and serves as a wonderful double wallop with ‘All Things Must Pass’. Out of the ashes of despair comes love.
Singles:
‘It Don’t Come Easy’ / ‘My Sweet Lord’ (double A-side)
‘Maybe I’m Amazed’ / ‘Look At Me’
In conclusion: Not a perfect album, of course, given Paul’s homespun solo performances, John’s bare-bones primal therapy-inspired confessionals, and George’s Wall of Sound production numbers, but these contrasting sounds bounce off each other nicely. (The title, for anyone interested, was the working title of Ringo’s ‘Early 1970′.) Most importantly, I had a lot of fun doing this, and it’s a really interesting mix of songs – so keep an eye out for my next installment!
New Paul McCartney Album Announced
Posted: 12.22.2011 Filed under: new release, Paul McCartney 2 Comments »Ever since the release of Electric Arguments in 2008, I’ve been anxiously awaiting news of Sir Paul’s next studio album. Well, perhaps “anxiously” isn’t the right word, but with the relative profusion of material he’d released throughout the 2000s – Driving Rain, Chaos & Creation In The Backyard, Memory Almost Full, and Electric Arguments, as well as a slew of live and orchestral albums – it seemed only natural that that streak continue. Unfortunately, it didn’t; battling his ex-wife Heather Mills in divorce court and getting married for a third time can take a lot out of you, as well as the constant touring. And the activism – my god, the activism!
Anyway, McCartney is finally releasing a follow-up to Electric Arguments (or Memory Almost Full, depending on your view), and it’s about as far and away in sound as could be: My Valentine, due out February 7th (just in time for some holiday), is more in line with Run Devil Run than the ambient electronica of the former, or the pure, unadulterated pop of the latter. As on Run Devil Run, McCartney has returned to his roots, but this time instead of the early, glory days of rock ‘n’ roll, it’s the easy listening standards that have elevated Rod Stewart to the level of rooster-haired, gold lamé suit-wearing crooner:
Paul McCartney will release “an old-fashioned” collection of love songs – My Valentine – on February 7 via Concord/Hear Music. The album was produced by noted studio veteran Tommy Lipuma – best known for his work with jazz greats – and features a guest appearance from Diana Krall. The album is said to be a mix of classic standards along with McCartney songs. The involvement of Hear Music insures that the project will be a big push item at Starbucks coffee retail outlets.
“This will sound like the years between 1920-1940, the time when my father was 20. These are songs I heard. My family, my uncles, everybody sang. And there will be pieces I wrote, but in this style,” McCartney told a French radio station recently. “I worked with Diana Krall, and great jazz musicians like John Clayton. This is an album very tender, very intimate. This is an album you listen to at home after work, with a glass of wine or a cup of tea.”
- I’m Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself a Letter
- Home (When Shadows Fall)
- It’s Only A Paper Moon
- More I Cannot Wish You
- The Glory Of Love
- We Three (My Echo, My Shadow And Me)
- Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate The Positive
- My Valentine (hear the song here)
- Always
- My Very Good Friend The Milkman
- Bye Bye Blackbird
- Get Yourself Another Fool
- The Inch Worm
- Only Our Hearts
The title track, available to hear above, is pretty good, if a little unusual for McCartney. Then again, as someone who’s interested in his “granny shit” (as John Lennon called it), I’m looking forward to it, though I’m more interested in McCartney’s assertion that he’s planning on doing a garage rock album with Dave Grohl.
UPDATE, 1/12/12: The album has now been retitled from My Valentine to Kisses On The Bottom. I know it’s a line from ‘I’m Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter’, but the filthy-minded teenager in me can’t help but read waaaaay too much into that.
Instant Party Mixture: 11.30.11
Posted: 11.30.2011 Filed under: Crash Test Dummies, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, Foo Fighters, Instant Party Mixture, Little Feat, Paul McCartney, Queen, Stephen Malkmus, The Beach Boys, The Black Crowes, The Kinks, Warren Zevon Leave a comment »A relatively short mixture today – guess I was lucky enough to have an easy morning commute!
1. Fashion (David Bowie)
2. I’m Outlived By That Thing? (Crash Test Dummies)
3. The French Inhaler (Warren Zevon)
4. Here Comes Yet Another Day (The Kinks)
5. Another Day (Paul McCartney)
6. Was It All Worth It? (Queen)
7. Willin’ (Little Feat)
8. Wild Honey (The Beach Boys)
9. Wattershed (Foo Fighters)
10. Forever 28 (Stephen Malkmus And The Jicks)
11. Moss Garden (David Bowie)
12. Hotel Illness (The Black Crowes)
13. I Hope (Elvis Costello)
Morning Commute Soundtrack: Paul McCartney
Posted: 06.03.2011 Filed under: Morning Commute Soundtrack, Paul McCartney Leave a comment »This morning, I was conflicted. Because I’m going to Wildwood this weekend, and my go-to soundtrack is Bruce Hornsby’s Harbor Lights, I wanted to save that album for the drive down this evening. But, with a full car of friends, the last thing I’d be able to do is listen to music, when there’s so much conversing to be done, and so I decided to move up my listen to Hornsby’s amazing beach-friendly album to my drive in. But I also wanted to listen to McCartney II, despite it being a terrible album, because while walking through West Philly last night, I heard ‘Temporary Secretary’ at a block party and thought to myself, “Hmm, what an odd song to play at a block party.”
Luckily for me, my drive into work was hellacious enough that it allowed me to listen to all of McCartney II and half of Harbor Lights! I’m always intrigued by lesser-regarded albums, but McCartney II has had a lot of praise heaped upon it, which I can’t understand, considering it sounds like McCartney bought his first synthesizer and recorded a bunch of demos of him dicking around on it. There are some good songs on there, and one classic (‘Coming Up’, but even that was recorded better with Wings the year before), but there’s a lot of crap on there too, so my attention wasn’t really focused on it fully. ‘Temporary Secretary’ is a great song, and I don’t know why; with its obnoxious chorus and ridiculous lyrics about calling a temp service for a – you guessed it – temporary secretary, this shouldn’t be as good a song as it is, but the percolating synthesizer and vocal melody are intriguing enough to make it one of the strongest songs on here, apart from ‘Coming Up’.
Also, my friend Cameron has an odd fascination with it, and, by power of suggestion, I’ve come to appreciate it very much. The creepy video below certainly doesn’t hurt.
The Beatles: Everyday Chemistry
Posted: 11.18.2009 Filed under: George Harrison, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, The Beatles 3 Comments »
Something that I find myself doing from time to time is creating “lost” Beatles albums, and placing them in the realm of the actual Beatles’ output. I got the idea from a pretty nifty GeoCities website (which is probably long gone by this point) many, many years ago (mid-1990s or thereabouts), where an enterprising young Beatles fan collected all of the solo material released by the Beatles into a cohesive album. The juxtaposition of songs – Lennon’s edgier, politically-charged stuff; Harrison’s cerebral, mystical stuff; McCartney’s catchy, lightweight stuff; Starr’s, uh… stuff – was interesting, and while it’s clear that most of the songs wouldn’t have been written if the Beatles never broke up, it’s a nice way to waste time and make a mix CD, which is something that I like to do.
So I was intrigued to stumble upon this website, which alleges that the lucky, anonymous person found an unreleased Beatles album. I say I was intrigued not because I believed this allegation (any Beatles fan knows that if there was an unreleased Beatles album sitting around for all these years, it either would have been bootlegged or released by Apple Records; even an unreleased Beatles album is guaranteed to be a major unit shifter, and Apple knows that) but because it might have been some mildly interesting unreleased tidbits from, say, the Get Back/Let It Be sessions, or maybe some unearthed tracks from the 1968 Kinfaus demo sessions, or even from the famed 1974 meet-up of Lennon and McCartney that was bootlegged as A Toot and a Snore in ’74.
Having read through the website a bit more, I was disappointed; again, not because I was expecting anything earth-shattering, but because the guy in question (one “James Richard”) seems to have ruined it all with a bogus story of being knocked unconscious in a desert and taken to a parallel universe where Lennon and Harrison are still alive, Yoko Ono isn’t a big presence in Lennon’s life, and the Beatles are still together, recording albums and touring behind them. The mystery man who told him this had about four cassette tapes of completely unreleased Beatles albums (I guess in the parallel universe, they’re still a few decades behind, technologically), so “Mr. Richard” hatched a crazy scheme to snag one of the unreleased albums, Everyday Chemistry, and bring it back to this universe.
I, for one, tend not to believe anyone when they preface anything with “I dont [sic] expect you to believe what happened to me, I sure wouldn’t, but thats [sic] why I grabbed the tape as proof that my experience was real.” Deciding I needed some new tunes to listen to, I played the songs – on the feller’s bandwidth! – so that I could hear for myself what exactly was going on here.
Of course it’s not an unreleased Beatles album, nor is it Klaatu; it’s a moderately well-done mash-up, a la the Love album from a few years ago, of the Beatles’ separate solo songs. The first tune, ‘Four Guys’, uses the guitar riff and chorus of ‘Band On The Run’, and quotes heavily from ‘When We Was Fab’; track 3, ‘Anybody Else’, is built around McCartney’s ‘Somedays’. (“Mr. Richard” claims that the album was released in the late ’70s or mid ’80s, but as ‘Somedays’ was released in 1997, I find this a little dubious, unless, of course, in a parallel universe, musicians are able to release songs decades before they were written or recorded.) One of the most enjoyable ones that I listened to on random was ‘Sick to Death’, which fuses Lennon’s ‘Gimme Some Truth’ to the piano opening of Harrison’s ‘Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea’, turning Lennon’s vitriolic original into an almost New Orleans-esque rave-up. (There are other solo Beatles songs interspersed throughout, though I’m only mentioning what I recognize, as I’m not well-versed in Starr’s solo career, and I’m even a little hazy on most of Lennon’s and Harrison’s[1].) The thing is, it’s actually not that bad of a listening experience; the pieces work together quite well, even if it gets quite repetitive quite quickly, making repeated listens unnecessary and unwelcome.
I know that writing an entire blog post about this is just giving “Mr. Richard” what he wants – attention – but it sounds like he went to a lot of effort to create this, and it deserves a listen, even if it’s just essentially a very creative mix tape. I only wish he would drop the parallel universe bullshit; it worked for the Beatles back in the ’60s, but that was only because they were consuming vast amounts of LSD and weed. The only parallel universe this guy was visiting was the ProTools Universe, and it sounds like he was there for an afternoon, at the most.
[1]If anyone listens to the entire thing and has the time to figure out what comes from what, feel free to post here and I’ll send you something as a reward. Probably just a burned copy of Everyday Chemistry… or maybe I can drive out to a desert, knock myself unconscious, and steal another unreleased Beatles album from the mysterious Jonas. “Mr. Richard” said that “I wish I grabbed this other tape that had a song very similiar [sic] to “Imagine” on it that Jonas played, only it sounded like it had a big band behind it with horns and huge orchestral sections, though the lyrics were practically identical to the original “Imagine”", so maybe I can grab that and burn it for you.
Essential listening: oh come on, you can’t be serious?
Best of 2008
Posted: 03.25.2009 Filed under: Brian Eno, Brian Wilson, David Byrne, Elvis Costello, Flight Of The Conchords, Jenny Lewis, Martha Wainwright, meaningless list, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Paul McCartney, Queen + Paul Rodgers, Ray Davies, She and Him, The Black Keys, The Fireman, Youth Leave a comment »On December 18th, I created an entry called “A totally meaningless list” where I listed what I thought were the Top 10 albums of the year. With a little more time and thought put into the list, I’ve decided to update it and expand upon it, because a list is great and all, but what’s the point if there’s no explanation to it?
First off is a list of 11 albums that could have been on the list, but I didn’t buy them for one reason or another, presented in alphabetical order by artist instead of numerical preference – because, really, I can’t rate something I haven’t listened to yet. You may wonder why I didn’t include albums like Black Ice, Chinese Democracy, or Death Magnetic, some of the biggest and best-selling albums of the year. The reason is simple: I have no interest in those albums.
Albums that could have been on here but aren’t (because I didn’t buy them):
The Black Crowes, Warpaint
Cold War Kids, Loyalty to Loyalty
Ben Folds, Way to Normal
Al Green, Lay It Down
Stephen Malkmus, Real Emotional Trash
Marillion, Happiness Is The Road
Mogwai, The Hawk Is Howling
Oasis, Dig Out Your Soul
The Pretenders, Break Up The Concrete
Sigur Rós, Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust
TV on the Radio, Dear Science
Now, we get into the reviews. Keep in mind that these are capsules, not in-depth reviews. Where applicable, I have included a link to the in-depth review, and will update this post as I finish the reviews. (As of today, Everything That Happens Will Happen Today and Attack and Release are works in progress.) Note that these include new, studio album releases only; live and compilation albums and reissues were not counted.
Also: while I don’t particularly condone downloading, the “Essential listening” subnote has been replaced by “Defining song” for this list, and subsequent lists, as the One Song I Feel Sums Up The Album Best. Usually, it’s my personal favorite, the one song that should be listened to if someone unfamiliar to the album or artist wanted to get into said album or artist. Of course, I recommend at the very least that the reader goes onto iTunes and purchases the song, or previews it first, instead of running to a filesharing program or site and illegally downloading the album; then again, I’m not the Internet police, nor am I your father, so do whatever you want.
Honorable mentions:
That Lucky Old Sun, Brian Wilson
Boy, does Brian Wilson love California. This album is his first since the artistically rewarding SMiLE in 2004, and That Lucky Old Sun suffers from a case of a far too specific subject matter. There are some good to great songs on here, but there’s a whole lot of uninteresting and sometimes embarrassing filler, especially the narratives. Wilson doesn’t sing, per se, but speak-sings, and listening to 19 songs (even though it clocks in at 38 minutes) like this can become a little tiring after a while. If he had gotten someone with the ability to sing to do the album, it could have been better, but even that couldn’t save the occasionally cringe-inducing lyrics. However, the album is worth picking up if you’re a Brian Wilson or Beach Boys fan, especially for the touching conclusion of ‘Southern California’, where Wilson pays homage to his brothers; elsewhere, if you’re able to disconnect yourself from the alarming state of Wilson’s vocals, the music has an enjoyable summertime quality to it, and what says summertime better than Brian Wilson?
Defining song: Southern California
The Cosmos Rocks, Queen + Paul Rodgers
The debut album from rock’s most confounding partnership – half of Queen plus the frontman of Free and Bad Company – is actually a decent little album, but it’s not great; as a Queen fan, this is disappointing, because these guys are capable of so much more, but there’s a heavy presence of Rodgers’ style here, and little of the familiar Queen sound. Still, these guys are excellent musicians, and there’s a whole lot of enthusiasm all over the record. Songs like ‘Cosmos Rockin” and ‘Call Me’ are so dumb that they’re infectious, while ‘Surf’s Up … School’s Out’ is a humorous, tongue-in-cheek nod to Queen’s bombast. The album never really takes off, though, and some of the best tracks – namely, ‘Time To Shine’, ‘Small’, and ‘Some Things That Glitter’ – are buried among some lesser material that makes Queen’s nadir look almost appealing. It could have been much more embarrassing, but it could have been a whole lot better, too.
Defining song: Surf’s Up … School’s Out!
And now…
Top 10 Albums of 2008
10. Flight Of The Conchords, Flight Of The Conchords
A comedy album, on a year-end Top 10 list? Well, stranger things have happened, but it IS a musical album, with clever lyrics and excellent arrangements … but it just happens to be funny, too. Flight of the Conchords is, of course, formerly New Zealand’s fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo a capella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo who got a TV deal with HBO back in 2007, featuring Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement; their songs are parodies, and even the titles – which include ‘Hip-Hopopotamus vs. The Rhymenoceros’, ‘The Most Beautiful Girl (In the Room)’, ‘Mutha’uckas’, ‘Robots’, and my personal favorite, ‘Business Time’ – illicit laughter and curiosity. If you’ve seen the show, you’ve basically heard the entire album, yet this doesn’t serve entirely as a soundtrack. In fact, it’s a bit confusing, because the songs are good, but on the show, the joke is that this band isn’t any good (except in their own minds). So is it a soundtrack album, a serious album, a comedy album, or some kind of weird amalgam? All I know is, it’s entertaining, and that’s good enough for me.
Defining song: Business Time
9. The Black Keys, Attack and Release
The Black Keys – specifically multi-instrumentalists Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney – teamed up with producer / DJ Danger Mouse for their fifth album, and it’s served as my introduction to them. What’s interesting is that Attack and Release was originally written with the intent of working with Ike Turner, though he died before they could begin recording it, so the songs suddenly became their own. The duo reinforces their classic rock take on latter day music, mixing a thundering drum performance with a lazy vocal inflection, while adding a swampy mix of banjos and jangling guitars where appropriate. I’ve seen them described as Delta minimalists, and it’s surprising how apt and attractive such a label is. Opener ‘All You Ever Wanted’ is sweet and beautiful, while the blues stomp of ‘I Got Mine’ – rife with a crunching guitar riff and tinkling cymbals – contrasts superbly. Danger Mouse gets a lovely sound here, but if you were to tell me last year that I’d be considering an album by an Akron duo produced by a hip hop DJ to be among the best of 2008, I’d've looked at you like you had three heads. All it’s made me want to do is go back in time and kick myself for not being more adventurous with my musical explorations – so thank you, Black Keys, for showing me the error of my ways.
Defining song: Things Ain’t Like They Used To Be
8. Martha Wainwright, I Know You’re Married But I Have Feelings Too
Following up on her excellent eponymous debut album, released in 2005, Martha Wainwright’s sophomore effort is a little slicker, a little more refined, but not as gutsy. Her acerbic wit and occasionally crude sense of humor still shines through, with a well-placed squeal or moan speaking volumes and adding a sexual flavor to the songs, though there’s something about the production – which places it squarely in the pop-rock vein – that’s a little alarming at first. Still, it would be foolish to have tried to reproduce the singer-songwriter sound of its predecessor, so I Know You’re Married But I Have Feelings Too (at the very least, my favorite album title of the year) succeeds in advancing Wainwright’s sound while compromising very little of her songwriting skills. There’s a handful of guest stars, too, including her brother Rufus, Steely Dan’s Donald Fagen, and Who else but Pete Townshend, contributing some scorching guitar lines to ‘You Cheated Me’, easily the album’s best song (and not only because of Townshend’s presence). There’s nothing as confrontational on here as ‘Bloody Motherfucking Asshole’, but it’s the nuances that make the deepest impressions, and that’s the best kind of way to discover and appreciate an album; otherwise, it’d just be inoffensive, easy-listening pap.
Defining song: You Cheated Me
7. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!
Nick Cave is one demented fucker, but his music is so good and his lyrics so clever that it’s easy to accept his twistedness as a muse. Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!! is the first Bad Seeds album since 2004′s excellent Abattoir Blues / The Lyre Of Orpheus, and combination of that album with the Grinderman project from 2007: it’s raw, it’s sophisticated, and it’s uncompromising. Cave can twist his words in such a way that it can make your ears prickle, while sounding like he’s halfway through telling a very dark joke. The Christian apologist in him makes several references to religion, and even demands in ‘We Call Upon The Author’ that whoever wrote the Bible should have a talking to. ‘Night Of The Lotus Eaters’ is downright creepy, with an instrumental backing sounding like something Tom Waits would have written to accompany a scratchy horror picture. The star of the show, though, is not Cave, but Warren Ellis, who adds his own instrumental touches on a handful of unorthodox instruments that serves to alienate and alarm. He’ll do just fine as a Bad Seed.
Defining song: We Call Upon The Author
6. The Fireman, Electric Arguments
The Fireman is producer / bassist Youth and some guy named Paul McCartney (I know, I had to look him up too … apparently he worked with a band called The Beatles), and this is their third album together, but their first to feature vocals. With 13 songs recorded over 13 days (one song per day), the album is about as far away from a Paul McCartney solo album as it could get, with very little attempt to write a conventional song or write a conventional set of lyrics. It’s electronica rock, and with McCartney one of the most musically progressive ex-members of the Beatles – even more so than John Lennon – something like this would be expected, but who knew he could make electronica listenable and even enjoyable? The first 2/3rds of the album is excellent, with the guttural, bluesy ‘Nothing Too Much Just Out Of Sight’ and delightful skiffle romp of ‘Light From Your Lighthouse’ being the best tracks, though the album loses steam towards the end when it gets a little TOO experimental; the warning sign is the pan flute. While Chaos And Creation In The Backyard was McCartney’s finest latter-day album, Electric Arguments is the kind of music that McCartney would be putting out if he didn’t feel like he had to maintain an image – and that’s a damn shame.
Defining song: Nothing Too Much Just Out Of Sight
5. David Byrne and Brian Eno, Everything That Happens Will Happen Today
Nearly 30 years after last working together, David Byrne and Brian Eno – two of the weirdest guys to become rock stars – have teamed up again on Everything That Happens Will Happen Today, a sonically devastating album in all the right ways. Byrne claims that the songs were inspired by gospel music, and with the overpowering jubilation and optimism exhibited on this record, it’s hard to argue with him. There’s a rough hewn sound to the songs, while Eno makes full use of his experimental palette, offering up weird and wonderful sounds that Byrne gleefully plays off of. Opener ‘Home’ is a comforting way to begin the album, though it’s the electronic hymnal of the almost title track that’s most effective, with Byrne sounding like an angelic choirboy against a bed of church organs. Though Byrne is practically a toddler in terms of some of the other musicians in this list, his voice sounds as good as it did back when he was a Talking Head, especially at their peak – which was, incidentally, between 1978 and 1980, when Eno last collaborated with Byrne. Coincidence? Well, probably.
Defining song: Everything That Happens
4. Jenny Lewis, Acid Tongue
Rilo Kiley frontwoman Jenny Lewis released her second solo album this year, and it’s a far cry from her debut (Rabbit Fur Coat), with more of a mainstream appeal to them as opposed to the deep-rooted country & western feel of its predecessor. Her songs are fiery and passionate – sometimes a little too fiery and a little too passionate – but they’re a little more conventional than what she had released with her other band, currently on hold indefinitely. As I noted in my original review, there are some good songs, there are some great songs, and there are some not so great songs, but as a whole, it’s a rewarding listen.
Defining song: Carpetbaggers
3. She & Him, Volume 1
Actress Zooey Deschanel and indie singer/songwriter M. Ward, the respective She & Him, collaborated on what is essentially a Deschanel solo project. Unlike many actors-turned-musicians, though, Volume 1 is a surprisingly refreshing debut, with little in the way of vanity and a lot in the way of substance. Deschanel wrote nine of the 13 tracks on her own (a tenth original composition, ‘Sweet Darlin”, was a cowrite with Jason Schwartzman), and shows that she’s a talented songwriter who is less concerned with offering traditional songs, harking back to the days when AM radio ruled. The originals are delightful pastiches of the 1960s with a modern twist, while the covers are serviceable but not exceptional; Volume 2 is reportedly in the works, and it’ll be a hard act to follow, for sure.
Defining song: Why Do You Let Me Stay Here?
2. Ray Davies, Working Man’s Café
Sounding more like an easy-going pop rock album compared to the darker material of its predecessor, Other People’s Lives, Ray Davies’ Working Man’s Café has a lighter touch and a deeper sense of humor to it. Opener ‘Vietnam Cowboys’ is a biting prod at globalization, while ‘Peace In Our Time’ is a more sentimental plea for pacifism. Davies’ backing band is spot-on, tight, and uncluttered, allowing Davies’ finely-aged vocal cords to bring a great amount of emotion and tenderness that other musicians of his age (62 at the time of the recording) only wish they could possess. It’s not as instantly satisfying as Other People’s Lives, but coming from the man who once sang “I’m a 20th century man / But I don’t wanna be here”, it’s good to have Ray Davies around still.
Defining song: Imaginary Man
1. Elvis Costello, Momofuku
Even though it might be hard to believe, there’s always a theme to Elvis Costello’s albums, and for his newest album, Momofuku, that theme is simple: no fuss, no muss. Joined by the Imposters and a host of musical friends that periodically bump the roster up to a neuftet, there’s a lightness and airiness to the songs, though it occasionally gets gloriously murky, especially on the psychedelic acid trip of ‘Turpentine’. The arrangements are simple, the production unfussy, and the mood joyous; overdubs are minimal, errors are kept in, and Costello sounds rejuvenated, even thrilled to be recording in such a shambolic manner. The title is a nod to Momofuku Ando, creator of the instant noodle. The reason? All you need to do is add water, and Costello felt that this suited the mood of the songs perfectly. It’s hard to disagree.
Defining song: Turpentine
The Fireman: Electric Arguments
Posted: 11.25.2008 Filed under: 2008, new release, Paul McCartney, The Fireman, Youth Leave a comment »
While the music world was busy slobbering over the new Guns ‘n Roses album (an album that I’m not going to review, for no other reason than I simply never got into G’nR), another musical release somehow slipped through the cracks with little notice. Well, almost: Electric Arguments had been hyped for at least six weeks, ever since the first single, ‘Nothing Too Much Just Out Of Sight’, was released to the music-buying / downloading public. And what a track it is: raucous drumming, bluesy guitar riffs, and a guttural vocal that sounds like … wait a minute, is that Paul McCartney?!
Indeed it is. Back in the early 1990s, when recording his Off The Ground album, McCartney commissioned British producer / musician Youth (incidentally, a co-producer on Chinese Democracy) to come up with some remixes of his most current singles. McCartney was impressed enough with Youth’s work to release them on their own, as a standalone project, on the album Strawberries Oceans Ships Forest, which embraced trance, dance, and electronica in a way that McCartney never would have on his own. Realizing this, a partnership name was concocted; under the guise of The Fireman, the duo were able to record ambient, wholly unMcCartney-esque works without the public knowing just who was behind it.
Recently, McCartney more or less said, “Oh yeah, that was me. I was responsible for that.” The duo put out another album, Rushes, in 1998, that followed the same path that Strawberries Oceans Ships Forest had: a more beat- and synthesizer-driven sound that was completely lacking in vocals. They weren’t songs, per se, but designed more as background music that would be nice for clubs or the like. (At least, so I’ve heard; I don’t have any of The Fireman’s albums, though they are available on iTunes. Considering that my brief flirtation with downloadable music has come to an end, I’ll probably end up ordering them off of Amazon or something.)
It’s not common knowledge that McCartney, often labeled the cute Beatle, was also the Beatle who embraced avant garde music more openly; that misconception is often attributed to John Lennon, who certainly had a knack for being weird, but that was more or less down to Yoko Ono. Never one to give up a persona, especially when it seemed to work so well, McCartney continued to churn out pleasant pop-rock albums over the course of his career, selling millions and alienating perhaps only hundreds. Following hot on the heels of the well-regarded Memory Almost Full, Electric Arguments is, essentially, a Paul McCartney album – he plays all the instruments, he wrote all the songs, and he does all the singing – as produced and manipulated (for lack of a better term) by Youth. It’s a joy, too, to hear McCartney letting his hair down and really go at it: as mentioned above, the first track of the album, ‘Nothing Too Much Just Out Of Sight’, is an epic, bluesy growl, that brings back the scream of ‘Helter Skelter’ or ‘Long Tall Sally’ from the old Beatles days.
‘Two Magpies’ is a pleasant yet brief lazy shuffle, with plenty of acoustic guitar and upright bass that sounds like a cross between the self-recorded McCartney album and ‘Blackbird’. (The lyric, which is minimal at best, is beautifully sung with a lilting falsetto that doesn’t sound like anything McCartney has done recently, if at all.) ‘Sing The Changes’ is more conventional McCartney, something that he could do in his sleep, but there’s a certain majesty to it – especially the echo-laden vocals – and it sounds like it could be an outtake from a latter-day U2 album. (For those of you who know my stance on U2, this might make the song seem like it’s bad; it’s not, so that, dear readers, is a reluctant compliment of U2. Don’t expect further praise.) ‘Travelling Light’ is another pleasant, albeit minor key, song with McCartney singing in a low timber that may come as a surprise to some. This is the song that, so far, is indebted the most in psychedelia, with a trilling flute underscoring the melody throughout, which could itself pass as an early Pink Floyd experiment.
‘Highway’ is an uptempo rock song, with loud drums and piano (and, unusually, a harmonica wailing away in the background). It’s been championed by some as the more accessible tune and should have been used to promote it, but I found that while it was enjoyable, it reminded me a bit too much of “classic” McCartney; not that that’s a bad thing, of course, but this isn’t a “classic” McCartney album. That much is evident on the next track, ‘Light From Your Lighthouse’, which is my personal favorite of the bunch: set to a vaguely country & western / skiffle backing, it plods along happily, with weirdly distorted vocals and a buzzing upright bass. The chorus is infectious, too, and a suitably high-register acoustic guitar solo adds an authenticity to the C&W feel.
The album takes a decidedly more ambient turn after ‘Light From Your Lighthouse’, as the delicate opening strums of ‘Sun Is Shining’ are bathed in appropriate morning sounds: birds twittering and the like. This is another largely mood-based song, which is reflected in the inconsequential lyrics and joyous “la la la”ing. ‘Dance ‘Til We’re High’ is probably the next most accessible song on the album, with a drum / piano intro reminiscent of any of the classic 1960s singles by the Supremes or the Ronettes. Considering McCartney’s well-known stance on soft drugs, the title isn’t that unsurprising, but what is surprising is how enjoyable the song is and, despite the title, that it’s not as lightweight or throwaway as one might think: the chorus has an instant hook to it, and the phrasing is accentuated by some lovely tubular bells that give it an almost Christmassy feel. ‘Lifelong Passion’ is next, and starts off with some tentative harmonica before a new age-y synthesizer motif and thumping percussion swirl around. This is very much unlike anything I’ve ever heard McCartney do before, though it does sound a bit like ‘Riding Into Jaipur’, from his 2001 album Driving Rain. His lifelong passion could be just about anything here, but, considering it was a downloadable track for the Adopt-A-Minefield charity, I have a strong suspicion that it’s about his devotion to charity work over the years.
‘Is This Love?’ is a slight misstep, and heralds the last third or so of the album that kind of meanders. The one thing of the album that has been soundly derided is the pan flute that dominates this track, and while it’s not as embarrassing as some have made it sound, it is a little strange to hear at first, and veers the album dangerously into the new age category. Again, there are hints of ‘Riding Into Jaipur’, but this is largely unremarkable, with obscured vocals that are more chanted than sung. The opening of ‘Lovers In A Dream’, with a groaning cello and an odd noise that I can’t distinguish (though I’ve heard something like it on one of the Berlin-era David Bowie albums), is dramatic and spacey, sounding more like the aural equivalent of a nightmare than a dream, though, after two minutes of weird noise, it morphs into a club-thumping dance track with minimal lyric that would do well in a Ecstasy-fuelled club scene. (Not that I would know, of course.) It’s suitably chaotic, and comes to an inconclusive conclusion, the noises still swirling around as a vibraphone taps away somewhere before blending into the melancholy piano melody of ‘Universal Here, Everlasting Now’, which sounds like something done by, of all bands, Trans-Siberian Orchestra. This is another mood-oriented, effect-heavy track, with a dog barking, an antiquated phone ringing, and anonymous voices whispering barely audible phrases like “I saw a snowflake” and “When you least expect it”. Again, after two minutes of disorienting noises, the song starts in full, with a heavy, propulsive drum beat and some power chords, though a spacey acoustic guitar melody again brings the song into the new age territory. Sir Paul shouts somewhere in the din as cymbals and bird whistles threaten to overbear him, before coming back to the introductory piano motif as a nice connecting coda.
‘Don’t Stop Running’ is rife with acoustic guitars and oddly picked instruments (to my ears, they sound like mandolins and dobros), and is a lovely, shimmering conclusion to the album, with McCartney singing in a strained falsetto that sounds emotionally pained. In fact, much of the album sounds like a grand release, especially after his bitter divorce from Heather Mills (you thought I wouldn’t mention that, eh?). What’s reassuring is that, after seemingly facing mortality on Memory Almost Full the year before, where he questions his life and what more else he can do, the album ends with him repeating “Don’t stop running”, a telling sign to anyone that he’s probably not going away any time soon. There’s the requisite bonus hidden track after a considerable amount of space, and it’s more of McCartney noodling around than providing anything substantial (though the backward voices that end the album will probably cause enough listeners to go crazy in trying to decipher), but the same can’t be said of this album: it’s his most adventurous and experimental album in years, and while it’s not perfect (what McCartney album truly is perfect?), it’s a glorious mess of noise from someone who’s happy enough to methodically break down his image of being domestic and cute.
Long may you run, Sir Paul. Don’t stop running.
Essential listening: Nothing Too Much Just Out Of Sight, Two Magpies, Sing The Changes, Light From Your Lighthouse, Dance ‘Til We’re High, Lifelong Passion
